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Toponyms

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solecism
Manchurian candidate
Dunkirk
Siberia
ultima Thule

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ultima Thule

PRONUNCIATION:
(UL-tuh-muh THOO-lee)

MEANING:
noun:
1. The northernmost part of the world believed habitable by the ancients.
2. A distant or remote goal or place.
3. The farthest point.

ETYMOLOGY:
From Latin ultima (farthest) + Thule, a place believed by ancient people to be the northernmost, variously identified as Iceland, Norway, Greenland, or Shetland Islands. Earliest documented use: 1771.

USAGE:
“On what’s known as the shy-bold continuum of human behaviour, Unst stands out as an ultima Thule of shyness.”
Ian Jack; We Used to Think Shyness Was Refined. That Was Before Social Media; The Guardian (London, UK); Sep 17, 2016.

See more usage examples of ultima Thule in Vocabulary.com’s dictionary.

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
All great truths begin as blasphemies. -George Bernard Shaw, writer, Nobel laureate (26 Jul 1856-1950)

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Jul 25, 2019
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Toponyms

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solecism
Manchurian candidate
Dunkirk
Siberia

Siberia
Russian soldiers guarding Siberian exiles

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Siberia

PRONUNCIATION:
(sy-BEER-ee-uh)

MEANING:
noun: An undesirable or isolated location assigned to those who have fallen out of favor or are being disciplined.

ETYMOLOGY:
After Siberia, a vast region of central and eastern Russia, used as a place of exile by Russia under the tsars and by the USSR. Earliest documented use: 1841. See also: gulag.

USAGE:
“The balcony, once a Siberia for diners without boldfaced names, could become a desired location.”
Florence Fabricant; Everything’s Up to Date (for 1958, That Is); The New York Times; Apr 26, 2017.

See more usage examples of Siberia in Vocabulary.com’s dictionary.

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
The less justified a man is in claiming excellence for his own self, the more ready he is to claim all excellence for his nation, his religion, his race or his holy cause. A man is likely to mind his own business when it is worth minding. When it is not, he takes his mind off his own meaningless affairs by minding other people's business. -Eric Hoffer, philosopher and author (25 Jul 1902-1983)

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Jul 24, 2019
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Toponyms

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solecism
Manchurian candidate
Dunkirk

Dunkirk
British troops escaping from Dunkirk in lifeboats (1940)

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Dunkirk

PRONUNCIATION:
(DUN-kurk)

MEANING:
noun:
1. A desperate evacuation or retreat.
2. A crisis requiring drastic measures to avoid total disaster.

ETYMOLOGY:
After Dunkirk (in French, Dunkerque), a seaport and town in northern France. In World War II, it was the site of evacuation of more than 330,000 Allied troops by sea while under German fire during May-June 1940. Earliest documented use: 1941.

USAGE:
“We are in the worst situation we’ve been in since I’ve been at the club. This is our Dunkirk.”
Colin Tattum; Football; Birmingham Mail (UK); Dec 20, 2005.

See more usage examples of Dunkirk in Vocabulary.com’s dictionary.

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
So I accept these awards on behalf of the cake bakers and all of those other women who can do some things quite as important, if not more important, than flying, as well as in the name of women flying today. -Amelia Earhart (24 Jul 1897-1937)

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Jul 23, 2019
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Toponyms

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solecism
Manchurian candidate

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Manchurian candidate

PRONUNCIATION:
(man-CHOOR-ee-uhn KAN-di-det)

MEANING:
noun: A person, especially a politician, acting as a puppet of a foreign power.

ETYMOLOGY:
From the novel The Manchurian Candidate (1959) by Richard Condon. The term was popularized by a film (same title, 1962) based on the book. Manchuria is a region in the east between China and Russia. Earliest documented use: 1975.

USAGE:
“The Russians have succeeded with bringing down the US without firing a shot. We have the Manchurian candidate who has succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.”
John Kostick Jr.; Letters; The Morning Call (Allentown, Pennsylvania); Apr 30, 2019.

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Television's perfect. You turn a few knobs, a few of those mechanical adjustments at which the higher apes are so proficient, and lean back and drain your mind of all thought. And there you are watching the bubbles in the primeval ooze. You don't have to concentrate. You don't have to react. You don't have to remember. You don't miss your brain because you don't need it. Your heart and liver and lungs continue to function normally. Apart from that, all is peace and quiet. You are in the man's nirvana. And if some poor nasty minded person comes along and says you look like a fly on a can of garbage, pay him no mind. He probably hasn't got the price of a television set. -Raymond Thornton Chandler, writer (23 Jul 1888-1959)

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Jul 22, 2019
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Toponyms

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solecism

solecism
“Enjoy Christmas with us.
Bookings been taken now”

“Setting the Standard for Pubs in Headington” (Oxford, UK)

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Words originating in the moon
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What country has the most powerful -- no, not bombs -- the most powerful passport? According to this CNN article it’s a tie between Japan and Singapore. Citizens of these countries can travel to 189 countries without needing a visa (short for Latin carta visa, literally, a document seen or examined). One day, there will be no need for things such as a visa.

Imagine there’s no countries
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion, too

Imagine all the people
Living life in peace

You may say that I’m a dreamer
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday you’ll join us
And the world will be as one
[Check out this rendition; 8 min., but totally worth it]

It’ll happen. Maybe not today or tomorrow, but it will. Until then, we’ll take you to visit other countries on the magic carpet of words (no visa required).

This week we’ll visit places that have become words in the English language. We call such words toponyms, from Greek topos (place) + -nym (name). We’re going to see Greece, China, France, Russia, and well, let’s say Greenland.

solecism

PRONUNCIATION:
(SOL-i-siz-ehm, SO-li-)

MEANING:
noun:
1. A grammatical mistake or a nonstandard usage.
2. A breach of etiquette.
3. An error, inconsistency, or impropriety.

ETYMOLOGY:
From Latin soloecismus, from Greek soloikismos, from soloikos (speaking incorrectly; literally, inhabitant of Soloi) after Soloi, an ancient Athenian colony in Cilicia where a dialect considered as substandard was spoken. Earliest documented use: 1577.

USAGE:
“Purists who carp about grammatical solecisms such as ‘try and find’ instead of ‘try to find’ should refer to a 2007 study which found that Brits use ‘try and’ 71 per cent of the time in speech and 24 per cent in writing, compared with Americans who used it only 24 per cent of the time in speech and 5 per cent in writing.”
Michael Skapinker; The Language of Shakespeare: American English is Truer to Tradition Than the British Like to Think; Financial Times (London, UK); Mar 24, 2018.

See more usage examples of solecism in Vocabulary.com’s dictionary.

A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
Give me your tired, your poor, / Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, / The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. / Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me, / I lift my lamp beside the golden door! -Emma Lazarus, poet and playwright (22 Jul 1849-1887) [from a poem written to raise funds for building the pedestal of the Statue of Liberty]

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Jul 21, 2019
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Words originating in the moon

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From: Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)
Subject: Interesting stories from the Net

The Internet Is Changing Language Less Than Curmudgeons Fear
The Economist
Permalink

No More Manholes in Berkeley as City Writes Gender Out of Codes
The New York Times
Permalink
[More power to Berkeley! Today, some will mock them, but in a few years they’ll say “Of course, it makes sense.”]



From: Michael Poxon (mike starman.co.uk)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--superlunary

What did the Moon do to us? Well, for most astronomers it blots out the fainter stars (which are usually the most interesting ones!). My hope was that the Americans would remove more moon rock than they actually did, like, all of it (only joking, Mr. Moon -- wouldn’t want to incur your wrath).

Michael Poxon, Norwich, UK



From: Peggy Aylsworth (peggy.aylsworth gmail.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--superlunary

My poetry collection, Under the Unwed Moon treats our celestial queen with due respect.

Peggy Aylsworth, Santa Monica, California



From: Bob Creutz (rcreutz turnitin.com)
Subject: Moon does get some respect

Chinese mooncakes are a delicacy. Common at one of the most important Chinese festivals (Autumn Festival). Often given as gifts.

Mooncake from the television series Final Space is one of the most powerful forces in the universe.

I also think it is enjoyable to simply say the word mooncake. Mooncake.

Bob Creutz, San Francisco, California



From: Ted Hochstadt (tedbh yahoo.com)
Subject: Moon

In July 1969, I was a Peace Corps Volunteer living in a small village in the Kingdom of Lesotho in Southern Africa. I heard the news of the first moon landing when I turned on my transistor radio to the BBC World Service morning news. A few other folks in the village also heard the news. A wag exclaimed, “Banna ba ea khoeli!” Which literally means “men are going to the moon”, but colloquially means that men are menstruating.

Ted Hochstadt, Falls Church, Virginia



From: Scott A Long (slong paychex.com)
Subject: Re: A.Word.A.Day--superlunary

Hey guys, I love the daily messages and learning new words. Just a heads up we landed on the moon on July 20th not the 21st. I know this because it is my birthday and I’m named after Neil. Hmm.. so, the Washington Post got it wrong then? I have the original article from the Post framed saying Neil stepped on the moon at 10:58 pm on the 20th.

Scott A Long, Rochester, New York

Well, sometimes two people can differ and both can be right. The earthly borders and time zones don’t mean much in outer space. When we rise above those boundaries, we use Coordinated Universal Time (UTC). UTC is not really a time zone, but a time standard. It’s five hours ahead of New York, and for practical purposes, it’s synonymous with GMT. So, in UTC, we landed on the moon on July 20 and stepped out onto the lunar surface on July 21.
Happy Birthday!
-Anu Garg



From: Denis Toll (denis.toll outlook.com)
Subject: meniscus

Many people will be familiar with the “reverse” meniscus that mercury possesses, but fewer will know about that of liquid helium. The angle of its meniscus is zero, the result being that it will climb out of any open container.

Denis Toll, Aberdeen, Scotland



From: Bob Carter (rfgcarter ntlworld.com)
Subject: Moonstruck

As one of the UK scientists privileged to work analysing the samples from the Apollo missions, can I say I was totally moonstruck by the whole programme. We seem to have lost the ability to take these amazing steps into the unknown and inspire the whole of mankind.

Bob Carter, Fareham, UK



From: Michael Klossner (klossner9 aol.com)
Subject: Moonstruck -- painting

I thought I remembered that one of Carroll Cloar’s most famous paintings was Moonstruck Girls, but it turns out it has the even spookier title Moonstricken Girls. In this review, the painting is the second from the top.

Michael Klossner, Little Rock, Arkansas



From: Andrew Pressburger (andpress sympatico.ca)
Subject: Moonstruck

In Verdi’s opera Il trovatore (The Troubadour), Count di Luna unknowingly causes the execution of his own brother. Might this have something to do with his name from which the word lunatic is derived? (Di Luna in Italian means “from the moon”.)

As for the space race, that too could be deemed a lunatic enterprise if the moon is to be used as “higher ground” from which one nation could smite the inhabitants of another.

Andrew Pressburger, Toronto, Canada



From: Bruce Adgate (rossgate gmail.com)
Subject: Blue moon

In Italy, the equivalent expression for “once in a blue moon” is “ad ogni morte di Papa” which can be translated as “once every death of a Pope”.

Bruce Adgate, Spoleto, Italy



From: Yigal Levin (yigal.levin biu.ac.il)
Subject: Blue moon

The reason that there is “a bonus full moon” every 2.7 years is because the lunar year (that is, 12 full moons) is only 354 days long, which is 11 days less than the solar year. In calendar-systems in which a “month” is actually measured by the full moon, but the “year” is measured by the sun, an extra (that is, 13th) month is added every few years. In the present-day Jewish calendar, for example, this is done in 7 of every 19 years, which is indeed 2.71.

Yigal Levin, Ramat Gan, Israel



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From: Norman Holler (via website comments)
Subject: blue moon

As a soft addition this week’s matters of the moon theme, I’d like to offer this little story.

Starting in the late 80s, I’d often place myself in Big Sur, California, for months at a time, often between late Autumn and early Spring. My lovely long-time companion would, because of work circumstances, remain in the Yukon.

We would do occasional phone calls, but as a full moon approached, we would set ourselves up for a special date possibility to “meet on the moon”. In that, we would arrange a time to call, or at least hold each other in our thoughts, as we looked at the full moon together, knowing that the other was there in spirit, albeit 24 degrees of latitude apart. We wouldn’t always get clear skies together, but when we did, we knew that we were having a sweet spot shared experience. Ahh, ain’t love grand? BTW, my mate and I did the start of our story with our “first walk” along the Yukon River, on a blue moon, May 1988. No visible moon on that late light night in The North.

The idea is free to the world, and I invite you all to use it as you wish.

PS: As a jazzy little moonbeam lift to your day, I offer Moondance by Van Morrison.

Norman Holler



From: George Savage (via website comments)
Subject: lunule

Brought back memories of my mother trimming my three-year-old nails and pushing back the cuticle with an orange stick to reveal the “moons”. Alas, seven decades later they have all but disappeared from my mangled and work-worn hands.

George Savage



From: Jered L. Hock (jeredandelaine comcast.net)
Subject: lunette

Great words. And one must not forget lunette: a crescent or half-moon shape (rounded at the top and straight horizontal at the bottom). The term is typically applied to a window. I know because I was involved in raising funds to relead and restore the stained glass of three lunettes in a 120-year-old building, at a pretty penny.

Jered L. Hock, Carlisle, Pennsylvania



From: Neal Sanders (n_h_sanders yahoo.com)
Subject: Moon taking bullets

The moon has also been taking “bullets” for us for the past couple of billion years. 90% of those craters you see would have been for Earth had the moon not stepped in the way. And, the ones on the dark side of the moon -- many of them of enormous size -- have been formed since the moon achieved synchronous rotation a billion years ago.

Neal Sanders, Boston, Massachusetts



From: Chris Carter (ccarter iinet.net.au)
Subject: Moon moon

According to a recent issue of New Scientist, planetary scientists have speculated that some of the 190 or so moons in the Solar System may have objects orbiting around them. Their name for these hypothetical satellites? “Moon moons”.

Chris Carter, Perth, Australia



From: John D. Laskowski (john.laskowski mothman.org)
Subject: More important - Moon or Sun?

Having taught astronomy for many years, I would ask my high school students: Which is more important: the moon or the sun. Obviously they’d say a variety of answers involving heat, light, tides, etc. I’d explain that the answer is the moon. Why? Because the Moon is out at night when it is dark, whereas the sun is out during the daytime when it there is light anyway!

John D. Laskowski, Carsonville, Pennsylvania



From: Robert Moon (robert.l.moon3 gmail.com)
Subject: Moon Words!

I love a week of words all about me! I really needed it -- thank you, Anu!

Robert Moon, Huntsville, Alabama



From: Alex McCrae (ajmccrae277 gmail.com)
Subject: Blue moon and lunule

Blue moon
At the risk of dating myself, as a longtime vintage country music aficionado, our word(s) “blue moon” took me back to one of the late, great bluegrass legend Bill Monroe’s classic numbers... “Blue Moon of Kentucky”, penned in the year of my birth, 1946... recorded and released the following year to wide acclaim. Knowing full-well that current Senate Majority Leader, and legislative obfuscater par excellence, Mitch McConnell, calls the Bluegrass state home (eastern Kentucky... coal mining and former moonshine country), I couldn’t resist portraying dawdling Mitch, one of Trump’s key GOP enablers, as a dimwitted, plodding turtle*, heading for the still-undrained Washington Beltway/Congressional “swamp”, where he clearly feels right at home. An emotionally distraught blue moon of Kentucky, on high, reflects its true colors. No irony that Democratic Party loyalists bleed true blue. *Brilliant political satirist Jon Stewart, when hosting his late-night “The Daily Show”, would often parody Mitch McConnell as a slow-witted turtle, using the goofy, garbled voice of toon character Cecil Turtle, who co-starred with Bugs Bunny in the classic Warner Bros. animated feature short... “Tortoise Wins By a Hare”.

Lunule
One of my favorite European monumental modernist outdoor sculptures is the late French artist César Baldaccini’s “Le Pouce” (The Thumb), a limitedli edition of three impressive identical 40-foot cast bronze forms... the most renowned sited at the bustling Parisian business hub, La Défense, at Place Carpeaux. A wealthy private American art collector purchased another, and the third in the edition is situated in Seoul, Korea. Curiously, sculptor César used his own thumb as a model for this hyper-realistic, gargantuang digit. Yet for all its realism, in my perusing many online images of this imposing piece, I was slightly disappointed that César opted to omit them fingernail lunule crescent. Perhaps a minor quibble on my part? For the sculptor, his giant raised-thumb sculpture was symbolic of “thumbs up” positivity. Thankfully, César passed on a followup monumental upraisedp “middle finger” sculpture. (groan)

Alex McCrae, Van Nuys, California



From: Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)
Subject: Anagrams of this week’s words

 

1. superlunary
2. meniscus
3. moonstruck
4. blue moon
5. lunule
=
1. our sun
2. mum’s knee problem
3. loony, nuts
4. unusual
5. circle
     Words originating in the moon
1. superlunary
2. meniscus
3. moonstruck
4. blue moon
5. lunule
=
1. wondrous to sublime
2. semilune (noun)
3. loopy; nuts
4. eon
5. semilunar thing/occurring mark
-Dharam Khalsa, Burlington, North Carolina (dharamkk2 gmail.com) -Robert Jordan, Lampang, Thailand (alfiesdad ymail.com)



From: Anu Garg (words at wordsmith.org)
Subject: Limericks

Were it not of such weight, ‘twould be droll,
the way we keep watch of each poll.
Which rival’s our soon-to-be
new superlunary?
Who’s gonna be in control?
-Anne Thomas, Sedona, Arizona (antom earthlink.net)

To his base, he’s a man superlunary;
To others, the king of buffoonery.
But we all can agree on
One verdict this eon:
“Not guilty” is Donald of prudery.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)


Sighs Grandpa, “I used to amaze
everybody, and garner great praise
for throwing the discus.
A thinning meniscus
prevents such performance these days!”
-Anne Thomas, Sedona, Arizona (antom earthlink.net)

Cried the patient, “I tore my meniscus
Getting hit by a large flying discus.”
The doc told him, with glee,
“I can mend your hurt knee,
With two swigs of scotch laced with hibiscus.”
-Judith Marks-White, Westport, Connecticut (joodthmw gmail.com)

I pity poor Jeremy Lin --
Imagine the pain he was in!
His meniscus he tore,
So he fell to the floor,
Brought down by a cartilage thin.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)

If you’re too much in love with hibiscus,
You’re destined to tear a meniscus.
Every beautiful sprig
Says, “Plant more! C’mon, dig!”
Till you’re laid up in bed eating Triscuits.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)


Our chief, it seems, hasn’t a clue
what, because of his tweets, might ensue.
He appears to be moonstruck.
We fear he may soon chuck
us all ‘neath the bus. Toodle-oo!
-Anne Thomas, Sedona, Arizona (antom earthlink.net)

Mark Twain you can read to know Huck,
And “Midsummer Night’s Dream” to meet Puck.
Read some Thurber for humour,
“Othello” for rumour,
And romance for getting moonstruck.
-Marcia Sinclair, Newmarket, Canada (marciasinclair rogers.com)

One night Huck and Jim were so moonstruck
That they tried to escape based on pure pluck.
In the night when a sound
Caused young Finn’s heart to pound,
Jim assured him, “It’s just a raccoon, Huck.”
-Vara Devaney, Damascus, Maryland (varadevaney att.net)

A moonstruck young male moose in Maine
Fell in love with a cow. All in vain.
Despite his entreating
She kept right on eating
And treated his suit with disdain.
-Sara Hutchinson, New Castle, Delaware (sarahutch2003 yahoo.com)

Pence is dreamy, he’s dazed and deranged,
With a mood that’s forever unchanged.
Moonstruck? Without question
His face lacks expression
To hide that he finds Donald strange.
-Joe Budd Stevens, MD, San Miguel de Allende, Mexico (joebuddstevens gmail.com)

A handsome young fellow named Chuck,
Spent his days on the road in a truck.
But wherever he’d roam,
He would always come home
To the woman who kept him moonstruck.
-Judith Marks-White, Westport, Connecticut (joodthmw gmail.com)

Neil Armstrong came during monsoon;
To the rain, moonstruck fans were immune.
But the mud brought a frown
on his stroll through the town;
It was worse than his walk on the moon.
-Shyamal Mukherji, Mumbai, India (mukherjis hotmail.com)

On Tinder he really seems sweet,
And so she’s been swept off her feet.
She’s moonstruck, you know,
About her new beau,
And someday they’re planning to meet.
-Marion Wolf, Bergenfield, New Jersey (marionewolf yahoo.com)

There’s Vlad and that face of Rodrigo’s,
Which with Kim makes a band of banditos.
With Trump in the middle
They’re hot off the griddle.
Beware of the moonstruck amigos.
-Gayle Tremblay, Saint John, Canada (gayletremblay hotmail.com)

“There’s a potion that makes people moonstruck,”
Said Oberon, “No one’s immune, Puck.”
There was mischief that night!
Lovers’ fancies took flight,
But their harmless illusions they’d soon chuck.
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)


Though authorities oft importune
the crafty old bus’ness tycoon
to show tax returns,
each seeker soon learns
they’re in audit until next blue moon.
-Anne Thomas, Sedona, Arizona (antom earthlink.net)

Oh, there once was a man, such a goon,
Who was crazier than an old loon.
But one day up he went
To become President,
This happens just once in a blue moon.
-Judith Marks-White, Westport, Connecticut (joodthmw gmail.com)

My friend Simon is really quite a true loon,
So when he’d get drunk, then we knew soon,
Sans pants he would go,
And sit in the snow,
So he could show off to all his blue moon.
-Joan Perrin, Port Jefferson Station, New York (perrinjoan aol.com)

In an old western town, the saloon
Was where fancy girls made cowboys swoon.
Wearing patched, faded duds
Men would come in for suds,
And a booty call every blue moon.
-Janice Power, Cleveland, Ohio (jpmarlin456 gmail.com)

Declared Trump, “It’ll be a blue moon
Till I’m caught in an Army platoon.
With a foot doc I’m blessed
Who will fake up a test;
All is fair when your dad’s a tycoon.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)


“It is true, as a general rule,
Said the student at Ace Beauty School,
“The best manicure,
With lasting allure,
Will depend on a rounded lunule.”
-Judith Marks-White, Westport, Connecticut (joodthmw gmail.com)

“For women in Congress, my new rule
Is go home if your flag has a lunule.
From Tunisia to Turkey,
Your motives are murky,”
Says Trump, “and your country’s a cesspool.”
-Steve Benko, New York, New York (stevebenko1 gmail.com)



From: Phil Graham (pgraham1946 cox.net)
Subject: Luney puns

After bird hunting, Paul Bunyan either brought home a superlunary was ashamed.

Betty Grable said, “Guys like my legs; particularly meniscus they’re so cute.”

Moonstruck was full of Mr. Mullins’ cigar ashes.

When it landed, the Lunar Explorer Module blue moon dust around.

If your bladder is full in Britain, visit the loonule feel better.

Phil Graham, Tulsa, Oklahoma



A THOUGHT FOR TODAY:
The best people possess a feeling for beauty, the courage to take risks, the discipline to tell the truth, the capacity for sacrifice. Ironically, their virtues make them vulnerable; they are often wounded, sometimes destroyed. -Ernest Hemingway, author and journalist, Nobel laureate (21 Jul 1899-1961)


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